双语笑话|Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch^1.

I couldn't help noticing^{2 how happy you look, she says. What's your secret3 for a long, happy life4?}

I smoke three packs^{5 a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever6 exercise.}

Wow, that's amazing^{7, says the woman. How old are you?}

Twenty-six.

长寿诀窍

一位女性走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女性说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？

我天天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾训练。

哦，真神奇，女性说。你高寿？

二十六。